|Whats crackin LMAO ?
||[May. 11th, 2005|09:48 pm]
|||||Orville the Duck/Keith Harris : death by smack||]|
He dudes lol, not even done a proper update yet hahahaha. So heres whats been going on in the life of Akabusi. Sit back, relax and skin up a bifta LMAO.
basically lol, I've been busy becoming a fucking full blown love panther. Yeah, thats right. Akabusi has finally settled down and is concentrating on one tart. And what a tart she is. I met her in Bristol at an All Star show when I went down there to kick absolute shit out of a fat ginger mess calling himself Seph. He was begging for hislife LOL, so said I'd let him off if he could ride me 15 incher and that little spatchcock done it.
LMAO, what a gay.
Anyway lads, after she say me do that she obviously couldnt resist me. So we exchanged numbers ( and fluids LMAO) and I told her I'd give her a BONE sometime. I could tell she was gagging for it because she pissed her pants innit ?
being a classy geezer like that I am LOL, I donned one of my best jumpers (I LIED LOL, its actually John Fashanus. I'll give you it back soon Fash lol, it still smells of Denis Van Outens cunt hahahahahahahah). I whisked her off in my private jet to american to see Mount Rushmore (lets just say, they werent the only BIG HEADS she saw that day innit ;) PMSL)
(just in case you didnt get that, I mean she sucked my hard one right ? swallowed too, it was bezzy)
In other news, been playing a lot of pokemon LOL. My gyarados is at level 52 and I taught it Hyper Beam. Its fucking awesome LOL
more later ddues