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Kriss Akabusi

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FFS has it SRSLY been 8 months ????? [Apr. 12th, 2006|01:39 am]
Kriss Akabusi
[Current Location |BEPHLEHEM LMAO]
[mood |LMAO]
[music |Creed : heaven is a halfpipe...covered in piss]

Soz i've not updated since august lads. No, I've not been in prison LOL...me and Adam Sandler are as tight as my arsehole these days (aint been bummed hav I ?).

truth is, The AKA to the B to the Uzi hasnt had motherfucking internet access. I've been away for a while

away finding the lord...

LMAO, I found the lord alright. I found him and I BUMMED HIM.

proppa update lataz lol
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Just cos I'm from the CPT, punk PO-lice are afraid of me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, NIGGAWHAT? [Aug. 31st, 2005|11:09 pm]
Kriss Akabusi
[mood |got a hard on LOL]
[music |Eminem : Drowning in a tea spoon of anal discharge]


Y'all may be wondering where my black ass has been for the past few months yo ?. Lemme lay that shit down for you. (LMAO, speaking of laying it down. I laid a brick earlier big enough to wipe out the jews and ukraine LMFAO) Basically, I lost my mo'fucking mind innit ? Knows it.

Basically, me m8 Dez told me that Adam Sandler said I was a bigger pussy than James Blunt. Do I look like a nig who be taking that shit ? DIDNT THINK SO BITCH! AHAHAHA

Some people may think I took it too far lol cos I killed his kids innit ? Suckas gots to know thats just we do that shit in the C P T. His ho begged me to dont do it "DONT BE A WIDE-O" she screamed. She thought I looked well tasty with a gat though, so she gave me 4 hummers and a full on smoking. Lets just say I shot her too...SHOT HER FULL OF CUM LMAO.

uzi 9mm ?

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Nigga would have got away with that shit if I didnt smoke myself senseless and go on an anal rampage. It was wicked though. I gave some of dem bitches a black-opsy. (basically I tore them apart with my brown cock)

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Luckily I got out of Jail a few months ago when me parole officer said that he fucking h8's that shitpiss Sandler and his faggy m8 Rob Schneider. NIGGA GOT SPRUNG, CYPRESS HILL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I am just messin. I broke the fuck out wiv teh help of me old m8 ice kewb LMFAO. that nig hasnt lost his touch, but he has lost his anal virginity :(

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Once I was back on the streets bez got me on the old blower and told me that he was wrong. What Adam Sandler actually said was that I get more pussy than the pope. So I'd like to take this time to say sorry to Adam Sandler. The wee cunt wont accept my apology though. GROW UP MATE

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LMAO, the fash just reminded me a drunken night in London LMFAO~! [May. 13th, 2005|07:38 pm]
Kriss Akabusi
[music |Wu-Tang : WTF? is smegma?]

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Not proud of that night LMFAO.
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Pass él Bifta you disabled LMAO~! y'heard ? [May. 13th, 2005|02:36 am]
Kriss Akabusi
[mood |Out of my mind on heroin.]
[music |2pac : Fork in my toaster, knife in my peehole]


Heres whats been going down (more like WHO's been going down, y'all know what Akabusi is chattin'). Ive been representin' around the dirty motherfucking south with the Fash gang which as grown to 4 members....AND YOU KNOW THIS FOOL~!

I was on the blower to Fash and he said he lined up some big booty bitches for the 'Busi (Not only did I put the AK in AK47, but I put my cock in loads of hos', hear this ?) So I went over there ASAP to fuck dem ho's, and who was there but the worlds first ever black man Lexxxington Steel, yo ? Obv. we both shoved it up this motherfucker and fried it...LMAO.

Your main man waitin' on his motherfuckin turn bitch PMSL.

That bitch be smokin' ma beef yo, Lexxx was so impressed with the Akabusi pole that he joined the Fash gang. Represent. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yesterday me and Fash were representin' at Uri Gellers crib ( dont listen to the rumours yo, motherfuckers a pimp y'heard?) We smoked some chronic LOL and the LAPD attempted a RAID ? That aint how we roll cracker, Fuck that shit. I was so toasted that I stole a motherfuckers bike LMAO. I dont even remember doing this shit AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Thats all for know dudes.

This is Fash gang bitch dont bother to check us, you aint gotta like us but you gotta respect us. WORD.

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Whats crackin LMAO ? [May. 11th, 2005|09:48 pm]
Kriss Akabusi
[music |Orville the Duck/Keith Harris : death by smack]

He dudes lol, not even done a proper update yet hahahaha. So heres whats been going on in the life of Akabusi. Sit back, relax and skin up a bifta LMAO.

basically lol, I've been busy becoming a fucking full blown love panther. Yeah, thats right. Akabusi has finally settled down and is concentrating on one tart. And what a tart she is. I met her in Bristol at an All Star show when I went down there to kick absolute shit out of a fat ginger mess calling himself Seph. He was begging for hislife LOL, so said I'd let him off if he could ride me 15 incher and that little spatchcock done it.

LMAO, what a gay.

Anyway lads, after she say me do that she obviously couldnt resist me. So we exchanged numbers ( and fluids LMAO) and I told her I'd give her a BONE sometime. I could tell she was gagging for it because she pissed her pants innit ?

being a classy geezer like that I am LOL, I donned one of my best jumpers (I LIED LOL, its actually John Fashanus. I'll give you it back soon Fash lol, it still smells of Denis Van Outens cunt hahahahahahahah). I whisked her off in my private jet to american to see Mount Rushmore (lets just say, they werent the only BIG HEADS she saw that day innit ;) PMSL)

(just in case you didnt get that, I mean she sucked my hard one right ? swallowed too, it was bezzy)

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In other news, been playing a lot of pokemon LOL. My gyarados is at level 52 and I taught it Hyper Beam. Its fucking awesome LOL

more later ddues
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REPRESENT PMSL [May. 5th, 2005|08:25 pm]
Kriss Akabusi
[mood |Hilarious]
[music |Cenas Album]

LMAO, I'm a bad man boi.
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LOL [May. 5th, 2005|05:10 pm]
Kriss Akabusi
[mood |Akabusi]
[music |Snooker Loopy LOL remember Chaz and Dave lol]

Lol, thought I'd jump on the LJ bandwagon lol.

eat your heart out DDP lol, call yourself a motivational speaker lol.

PMSLOL, Just kidding m8. I luv ya AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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